why does mental health exist
i would follow you to the ends of the earth with only mild complaining
bro i love sports and women. i got to like 8th base with this hot babe “8th base whats that” she took me to the house she grew up in and showed me pictures of her dead relatives. We sat in the living room and she told me the stories of her life that lead to that moment. Like quicksand they, and that moment were gone and we left back into the cold world which we’d been spat into. It was raining
reasons I can relate to a possum:
-tired & unkempt
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich
whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”
I want to have a relationship like Cecil and Carlos.
Where I may idolize this person and then lo and behold we start dating and they’re not as perfect as I imagined but yet they’re still somehow perfect to me, and I still adore them and I’m willing to put up with the silly things with them and we work together through our problems and don’t let it get between us.
I want that.
I want that so much
I, for one, can’t wait for the destruction of traditional family values